Monday, November 03, 2008

LOL: Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat

Sort of for fun...but also with a message to be pondered on the election eve.

This is not original with me...I don't know who wrote this. No, I'm not democrat, and if you read carefully you'll see what I mean (it's tongue in cheek, obviously). This appeared in an ad in the Lapeer Newspaper, paid for by some sort of Republican group, but I felt it summed up my thoughts exactly. I edited some of the wording, and added two of my own, as well as citations for further research.

However you vote...please VOTE tomorrow if you are an American. It is a privilege and a duty. People have given our lives that we might have this freedom, and God has been so truly good to us to allow us to live in a country that has free elections and the freedoms we have. Remember to thank Him tomorrow as you enter the voting booth and cast your ballot!

Top Twelve Reasons to Vote Democrat in this Election

12. You believe that it would be good for America to have someone with the endorsements of Hamas and other terrorist groups as our military's commander in chief.

11. You believe that the constitution is a "flawed document" because it doesn't call for the redistribution of wealth.

10. You believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody. It's patriotic!

9. You believe partial birth abortion (Warning, graphic illustrations) is okay, but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting. See also this article: Obama more pro-choice than NARAL.

8. You believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows or great relations with foreign terrorists.

7. You believe social security is solvent, and that there is a social security lock box and don't believe social security is a ponzi scheme.

6. You believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let's rid our country of Guns and Religion!

5. You believe corporations should pay higher taxes and that higher taxes on businesses will make the price of products and services be less expensive.

4. You believe groups like ACORN who register Felons, drug addicts, wino's, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. shows respect for me and makes my vote count.

3. You believe hard core criminal murderers and rapists deserve to live and the innocent unborn deserve death. It's a choice you can live with.

2. You believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, but am against offshore drilling for oil and natural gas (Obama has publically changed his position on this when it started to hurt him but I seriously doubt he plans to allow it once in office given his strong opinions before it hurt him in the polls), building nuclear power plants, and clean coal technology. You also agree that raising prices on energy to force people to go green is a good idea.

1. You believe Reverend Wright when he said, "G**D*MN America" and "OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST" and you want someone who has sat under his teachings for years to run our country.

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